I wanna keep four on the floor y'all. Back off of the measure.
Leisure time’s pleasures cleave beats with the clever.
Cup checker, every endeavor's like
Tether ball around a lightning rod in bad weather.
It's electric. Boogie oogie oogie.
I've created a monster, mating the cookie with the wookie.
Keep the cookies from the cookie, beat the wookie by a rook,
Spark the cipher and you've got a new definition of shook.
Look here. "I did it all for the nookie". (Note: this is quoting and mocking Limp Bizkit)
Woops! Did my ball point tip let the secret slip?
I keep a real tight lip but when the flapjacks flip,
A little synapse skip lets the syrup drip.
I let her rip. Just be careful you don't slip.
I mop floors with greasers and it gets a little slick
And you look a little stiff, like the cops said "Freeze"
And the temperature dropped to negative 53 degrees.
As for me, I'm still six degrees from Kevin Bacon.
The principle conducting Mr. Bacon's graduation
Knew a patient suffering from a complicated condition,
Sent to surgery by a veteran anesthetician,
Who on a friend's suggestion took a holiday in Rome,
And on returning home brought the friend some Roman stones.
The friend passed on the stones with shells from distant seas (Note: I imagined this being Uncle Milton)
To a lovely lady who would soon be giving birth to me.
And it's been 22 years since then.
Countrymen, friends, your ears me lend.
I'd like to introduce the new and improved Boo Radley,
Milton Bradley, Alexander the Great Gatsby.

Daddy needs a new pair of shoes and Boo's got an offer that you can't refuse.
So in the end don't get it confused. It's on you. Door one, door two, door one, door two.
I'm a be lounging in the back with Agnes, Agatha, Jermaine, and Jack.
So let me know when you're ready to choose. It's on you. Door one, door two, door one, door two.

I went to What to get some Why and asking How the way to get Where.
"Escrow" got some "Said so" talking "Like this way" to walk "There".
The weirdest thing about it was that When was at the scene
With an Oreo licking the creamy "Now" filling between.
But was it all a dream? The forests full of oak trees?
Bowie knifed hearts barking "I love Annie Oakley".
Annie Oakley's got an ass like a cupid's arrow bee-stinger.
We'll make a magnificent seventh heaven family full of gunslingers,
Practice on the mudskippers, Skipper and his Ginger.
Gilli-game on! Long johns and slippers.
And maybe they'll aspire to be field goal kickers,
If only Billy would stop cutting the pigskins with his scissors.
"Billy, how many times am I gonna have to tell you?
Never run with scissors in your hand. They might impale you.
Never run with scissors in your hand. They might impale you.
Never run with scissors in--" "Achoo!" "God Bless you."
And God bless every motherfucker on the planet.
But don't take my blessings all for granted.
I'll spark some slam dance American bandstand havoc
and food fight damage with a handful of Manwich.
"Put him in a body bag Johnnie!"
Mess with the Joe and it's gonna get sloppy.
Boo Radley's feeling slap happy.
Milton Bradley, Alexander the Great Gatsby.

Daddy needs a new pair of shoes and Boo's got an offer that you can't refuse.
So in the end don't get it confused. It's on you. Door one, door two, door one, door two.
I'm a be lounging in the back with Agnes, Agatha, Jermaine, and Jack.
So let me know when you're ready to choose. It's on you. Door one, door two, door one, door two.